It's February Fools for the lecturers!

Recently,lecturers kat law fac nih sangat menduga kesabaran aku,lepas sorang-sorang buat hal.but,what to do,they are the lecturers,kan?but,the tense let me and some of my click to google up something fun to revenge!LOL.like seriously,i gotta try one of these!


Ever been in such a boring and lame lecture in your life?

ever think of getting out of it?

getting rid of the lecturer,maybe?LOL...

seriously,i can show u how!!!

1. Listen attentively to lecture.  Approximately every fifteen minutes,look really startled, then clap your hands twice.  Repeat this often.  If the professor complains, say 

"The light bulb above my head is connected to a Clapper, stupid!"

2. Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away


from your professor as possible.  While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like
"sorry,tak dengar!"-"speak up!"-"what?"
when he advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can't because
u're scouting the room for "assassins."
3.Show up to class about ten minutes late.  Ride into the room on a bicycle,
yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard.  Get up, take a seat, and


act like nothing happened.  Do this every day.



4.Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk.  Burn notebooks, papers, or
whatever you have handy.  Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it


is, start yelling,


"Fire!  Fire!"
and run out of the room in a panic.
Don't return for the rest of class.

5.Bring a small cactus to class with you.  Raise your hand, and when you're
called on, say that the cactus has a question.  Turn and look at the


cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.  After a few moments,
shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.  Do this once a day,and become
increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily
and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."  When you leave the 
classroom, start yelling at the cactus,


"I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

6.Write your professor a note that says,
 
"I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. 
 Go ahead and start without me." 

Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin.  Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.

7.Get a MONKEY, and bring it to class with you.  Tell your professor that
you've hired the monkey to take notes for you.  Sit back and relax during
class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper.  When it comes time
to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, 

"I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing."  

Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.


hilarious, isn't it?HAHA.give them a try,and then tell me about it.if u didn't get drop out from college, i might be considering number 3!good luck and have FUN!