Fynn+Memalukan diri = Fynn

So,here's the thing. Haritu aku attended this one freaking boring event(formal,that's why) organized by Unimap. and I happen to have a friend studying there. and silly me, I thought it's such a good idea to let him know,

and then,one subject led to another~

Alright,the next comment from me did make me sounds pretty much like those gedix girls but, swear to God, 

I AM NOT.

what people can't see is, not too long after,this Azeril pm me and give me the guy's fb profile. and he keeps on praising him,cakap lucky me sebab dia dah kerja dgn unimap,etc etc

and then I said,

"LOL,aku suka tengok je.bukan ape pun~"

and then walk away.tak add pon,even.

but too bad, next thing I know,

and if you guys tak nampak lagi, here you go.

Busted,man!

Nice.

Dua hari tak online,pagi tadi lepas sahur, tersengih sorang aku.lol

and that's that.

Aku gila pelik ramai pulak strangers dekat wallpost tu.

sila observe mahlok mahloks yang like tu.

 Haha.For the first time ever, I'm glad aku budak uitm.

or else, dah jadi bahan dah :D

Oh btw,

*sinful giggles*

I'm a fan,that's all~

p.s. jangan cari pasal post benda tak sememeh kat wall aku pasal ni.

This is what guys' sleepover looks like.

It's supposed to be wordless but girls need some explanation,bruh.

dudes checkin out girls on the computer,
niggas playin xbox,
that one guys that taken,
and a dude who just feels like singing.

My stomach hurts from laughing too much.

Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. 

Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.

My favorite birds ever!

Today is payday!

Today dapat gaji for passed 5 days.

Weeee!

I'm now a cashier in training.phewww

First time?

SUCKS.

but perfect,no short nor plus in money.

yay me!

Second day?

I'm getting there.

Stock baru sampai.fuuuuuuuu!

banyak lah banyak!

cashier thingy?

short rm3.

DAMN.

Oh tadi,

Pak cik : Adik,tak boleh bagi diskaun ke? Anak pak cik nk kahwin ni pakai nak dekat rm10 000 dah..

Me: kalau kedai saya,saya sponsor terus.haha

Pak Cik: Kamu kahwin tak lagi?

Me:Saya baru 20,pak cik.Lagi 7 tahun kot?

Pak cik: Sama lah macam anak pak cik paling kecik.20,baru habis belajaq.

Me: Oh ok lah tu.

Pak Cik: Nak jadi menantu pak cik? Anak pak cik siap ada satria neo lagi tu~

Me: Huh?

Pak Cik: *panggil pak cik lagi sorang* cuba tengok ni,ok tak kalau dgn *****?

BADASS,pak cik. 

BADASS

I got that Kristen Stewart disease.

Well known of having the same facial expression for every photos.

And here comes me,

not that I don't notice it,

I did try to use some other expression.

stupid face,

that fugly lips pose,

but just whenever I try the outcome would be,

SEE WHAT I MEAN NOW?

Being human is tiring~

Being human is tiring.

Let's be a cat,instead.

Friendship is like a glass of water.

Aku dah penat cakap yang aku lelah sungguh dengan perangai manusia.

sick and tired.

and sebab aku juga sama manusia

,aku pun tak terlepas buat perangai taik.

Betul lah orang cakap,semakin banyak kita belajar,semakin banyak ilmu yang kita tak tahu.So does friendship. Semakin ramai kawan kau ada, semakin sikit kawan yang sebenarnya ada.Well,that if you know what i mean lah~

One type yang paling famous and bersepah-sepah sekarang ni is the type yang,

"Oh hi! I only exist when you need something"

Selapuk mana pun idiom, 'a friend in need is a friend indeed', sampai bila bila kita boleh apply. I'm sick and soon to be immuned kot by friends yang kalau ada masalah sikit,kalau takde kawan lain or something datang menjerit-jerit 'Fyynnnnn!'. Masa tu aku lah kawan baik,akulah tempat mengadu. and then,tak lama lepas tu,when the wheel turns upside down, bila dia dah comfortable,ada teman lain, kau ingat nak ke,hingin ke dia nak pandang muka ketat aku ni?Haiiii,lalu sebelah pun tak perasan bhai~

#2 This type of friend yang pentingkan reputasi dia kat mata lelaki.

IDK why tak pernah orang ever bring up issue ni.Maybe sebab sangkut sensitivity kot?Ha...ni dia Fynn si mulot capoi nak habaq p.Dah korang semua anggap aku ni tak bermaruah sangat,kan?

Reminisce balik,pernah tak kalau korang ada problem dengan boys,especially kalau boys yang famous. Ada kawan baik kau tu nak backing kau ke? Kalau tak dia suruh kau mengalah, dia diam je. Dengan anggapan,malas nak campur, nanti networking dia dengan guys tak smooth. Those girls yang depan lelaki bapak lah angel,sengih bak perempuan melayu terakhir,orang tu suruh tolong buat assignment pun tak kisah.Pergghhh.Hebat lah kau,lelaki!

#3 The friend who beat your ass without reason.

and this is jyeahhhh, P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S.LOL,okay I'm just fooling around,I'm not this pervert usually.Well,just to ease the tense.Tak perlu nak makan dalam sangatlah, kalau kau tak buat tak perlu sakit hati,kan?

and banyak lagi type tipikal kawan ni sebenarnya,and unfortunately I can't think of and tak dapat lah nak increase amount of haters lagi dah.That is why, ever since 17, I never believe in this thing you people go around assuming as if it was pure friendship. Because,at the end of the day, haha, you know what happen.

For those who happen to have friends who never left your side,always back you up, cheer you up, doesn't look down on you and talk behind your back, I fucking envy you.

Bang bang you're dead.

I really wish I could axe some of my friends right now.

Because I don't think shotgun is suffix.

Funny,dulu siap mengaku adik beradik,

now satu kepala pun tak nampak.

Birthday aku pun tak ingat kot?LOL.

 Lepas tu,sorang sorang buat hal,sekarang tinggal seciput.

Tapi tak apa. 

Ciput ni lah aku sayang.

Ciput ni lah yang setia,

yang ada susah senang,

yang bukan parasit.

Semua dah tak sama,

Things change,people does too.

Suka hati aku.

Kenapa?

Senang aku nak kelas mana jalang dengan jantung.

:)

Mama gone mad.

Just had a FB conversation with my mum and I wish I could tape it and show you guys. LOL.

Atas tu,ayat motif minta handbag baru :DD

okai.ini suspicious!baru cakap tadi betapa I need car now. SERIOUSLY wish I could get it by this sem!hehe reaction I pandai cover tak?LOL

Oh Lord. Happy 21st Anniversary Mamita!

and oh, reminding ayah besok :3

Told ya she's gone mad.

Kahwin?

-_____________-''

Lingeries hunt ended with a cake!

Sekarang memang zaman orang kahwin awal or what? Lepas dapat invitation satu-satu from kawan-kawan, I FELT OLD! like a nenek. because I don't find 20 is the right age for marriage. Well,maybe i'm too ambitious but seriously, marriage at 20?? 3 tahun kahwin then cerai. Oh Lord, I'm sorry I hope you guys yang nak kahwin tak affected by this. So whatever, excited punya pasal nak pergi wedding kawan for the first time, my besties plan lah nak beli wedding gift. Note that, 

I HAVE THE MOST PERVERT FRIENDS IN THE WORLD.

and I was suggesting pinggan mangkuk.

I think I would get myself one like this NANTI.

This one is a total E-U. like, SLUT~

So,lepas tahan malu segala pergi bayar dekat cashier, 'that thing' is in grab. Tunggu 2/2 nanti boleh bagi to Mas,the bride!

 The highlight of the day is of course,non other, ME. muahahahaha. Thank you Wednesday,my little dwarf friend for my fav cake. My third birthday cake,actually.

I am blessed.

I personally think Malaysians should learn law.

"pelik tp benar..jika Al Quran kita letak d bwh,,brapa rmai yg akn memarahi kita ats kbiadaban kita trhadap Al Quran yg suci,,nmun brapa rmai yg sdar sekarang ini perlembagaan Al Quran d bwh,perlembagaan Lord Reid kafir laknatullah d ats Al Quran..tdakah kalian sedar akn hal ini??adakah sengaja kita membutakan mata..dgn mnyerahknnya kpd org2 cerdik pndai yg kpintarannya sgt terbatas brbnding dgn Allah"

 Oh well,AT LEAST constitutional law.

I saw the above quote on one of my friends FB's status days ago. If I saw this in like 3 years ago,I would go 'like' the status and spread it around. If I saw this when I was in Asasi Law, I would think that there's something wrong somewhere. Now, I got questions in my mind.

1. Is he trying to say that  our constitution is that wrong?
2. Saying we shouldn't uphold the constitution?
3. Is there anything in constitution is against AlQuran or something?
4. What is it that he wanted? To just let go of constitution and draft a new one based on Al Quran?
5. What will the non muslim think when they saw this?
6. Well, if we were to use the Islamic constitution in Msia, how's the judgment for the non muslims?
7. Is he aware of Syariah courts and laws?
8. Does this man even learn history back then in form 5?
9. I seriously wonder why people like to make a fuss at this kind of things but not the solat 5 waktu, puasa sunat and everything~
10. What is the real meaning,man...

You and some other people would say, "Ahh, come on Fynn, kau law student. Sure lah backing Lord Reid and tak nak terima ni". miright? True,maybe it's because I know some few reasons why,don't you think? Ah, tak nak cakap banyak, bak kata Madam Nazida, "kau dah dapat Prof. ke?".So,budak law,kasi jawab sikit. Korang kan bijak bestari.cewahhh.haha

p.s. I'm still waiting to learn the ethnic relation subject to get a different view.No hasty comments peeps.

I just move in meh!

I think I should rather use period than exclamation mark,don't you think guys?Pffttt...Ah,korang~ So today

1.1.11

I've finally move in rumah baru! Bilik baru,actually.I can't afford a 1k rent at the moment. So there was some shitty misunderstanding and trouble through the moving my ass process but I'm all armed. Let's just say I've been the opposite of lucky since forever. Nevertheless, I got almost 78% done with stuffings, and I really really like the whole new atmosphere of my BED. 

I'm so calling this my hive.Hint, the bee hive shapes all over bed sheet,people? It's a double decker, and I just effing remove the what you call this? penghadang dekat tepi yang prevent people like me from falling double decker.Alah, you guys should know well.I hate that! Whenever I try to climb up, it just give me the look that says 

'hey baby,climbing up your cradle?'

I mean wattafak? I'm like 20,dude~ So,that's my bed. Roomies? Aina,the classmate,koko-mate and the one who's gonna smell my farts-mate will be here on second. And the other two...who cares? Housemates? Who cares.

See the light? It's not that bright, it's yellowish. The most FAB in my room currently! And there goes my Tidi tak malu nak enter-frame.menyampasss 

Did you see this!did you,huh.did you?? The effing fan is just right above my head. So,if I wake up in the a.m. and decided to yawn or anything,how meh? Dammit, I should tell mum to buy me million dolar health insurance. And,can you see Tidi's ear there?HAHA.she just can't make it in!muahaha

the super dope bathroom in the room!

Seriously, Tidi?

and here the window.I like it very the muchos. Got some English sense and I can watch stars on earth(lampu) from there.My kind of smoothies.

Yes, aku sangat bengang when I found out yang I'll be in a room of 4. Mad like hell. But, my thought went down to Palestin,Africa, and I was like;

It's either you cope or you drink coke!

And,I decided to cope. :) And and! I totally like the consolation prize,the hunk pak guard.danggg!

Pergi joli.

Last week,mostly budak sekolah aku kecah pasal gathering girls ONLY.Lepas ni berkejar lah paparazzi nak sergah blog aku ni.

Oh,hai korang!

At first memang aku gedik nak join tapi bila aku dapat hidu bahawasanya, si Pandi ni nak join,aku back off. Lepas tu ada lah,orang sana sini tanya.Yang tak pernah concern pun tiba tiba teringat kewujudan aku.Impressive.Bekas BFF pun text aku for confirmation.Mungkin mendambakan citra aku,agaknya.HAHA.

So,nah aku kasi reasons kenapa aku tak hingin berkehendak untuk join ;

1. Si Pandi - aku tetap rasa perempuan biatch yg memilih kawan based on looks and harta is murahan.
2. Still,si pandi.
3. Mostly BFFs tetap aku tak join pun.
4. Aku suruh buat awal,gedik nak postpone.
5. Fulus takdak.Hampa pakai rm 10,hangus aku nyahhh~
6. Afterall,tujuan gathering utk jumpa balik kawan kawan lama.Bagi aku,most of yang attending, dulu masa sekolah,korang even know my name,tak?
7. Aku dapat sense unsur selfish di sebalik tom yam. (Aku suka tomyam ayam lah!)
8. Aku rasa better untuk plan event lain.

So I did.Dalam masa less than a week,tanpa perlu create event page/RSVP kat FB,aku berjaya ajak kawan real aku untuk turun Perlis dan....pergi joli!

Aku sumpah tak zealous gathering korang,sebab aku ada mereka mereka yang lebih double tripple better. Tak rigid, tak plastic, dan tak lari waktu susah.

Ouch?

Gua Kelam,Perlis.

• Good points- abang jaga parking fooled,views lawa bhai!,stream-breath-taking
• Minus points- Gua tak buka lagi due banjir,none hot guys.

Taman Ular & Reptilia,Batu Pahat,Perlis.

• Good points-Ada abang handsome jual aiskrim,monyets adorkable.
• Minus points- SNAKES.yucksyucks!,fee bapak lah tak reasonable,boring,not updated.

Yahoo! Karaoke,Kangar

Sila tengok what happens bila aku high~

ye,aku tak saint mana lah!

• Good points- First time aku karok!yeeha,u guys rock!,Chal belanja <3
• Minus points-Lagu tak banyak,abang gatal.

Korang,don't take it personally,jyeahhh?

Anyhoos,this is how it's done ;)

Boleh maki hamun di ruang komen.Gossip belakang,cap ayam lah weh.

Sebab terlampau happy,gelak tak berhenti all the way dalam kereta,

tengok muka aku bercahaya!HAHA

Aku suka Sailormars!

Mari tukar!

Cuti semester.

Paper last haritu, ialah paper paling killer = Tort

"Okay,time's up.Berhenti menjawab."

Sangat semangat untuk meninggalkan UiTM.Oh La La~

Cuti lama ingatkan nak buat benda berfaedah~

Sampai je di rumah, aku menuju ke tempat paling secure dan heaven on earth.

Selang beberapa minggu, selama ni kejadah aku... 

Yes,be yourself.Betul tu.

*kening kening*