Thursday, June 30, 2011

I'm bold.

1. had a pet.
 2. bought condoms
3. gotten pregnant.
4. failed a class.
5. kissed a boy
6. kissed a girl
7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
8. had a job.
9. slipped on ice.
10. missed the school bus.
11. left the house without my wallet.
12. bullied someone on the internet 
13. sexted.
14. had sex in public
15. played on a sports team.
16. smoked weed
17. smoked cigarettes
18. smoked a cigar.
19. drank alcohol.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight. 
22. been underweight.
23. had an eating disorder. 
24. been to a wedding.
25. made fun of someone for being fat 
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight.(or more rather)
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight.
28. been late for school.
29. been late for work
30. kissed in the rain
31. showered with someone else. 
32. failed my drivers test.
33. ran a km in less than five minutes
34. been outside my home country.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.
36. had lice. 
37. gotten fired 
38. had a credit card.
39. been to a professional sports game.
40. broken a bone.
41. been unhappy about my weight.
42. won a trophy.
43. cut myself. 
44. had an STD.
45. got engaged.
46. been on a diet.
47. tried out to be on a tv show. 
48. rode in a taxi.
49. been to prom.
50. played a drinking game.
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more.
52. been to a concert 
53. had a three-some.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.
55. been in a car accident.
56. had braces.
57. learned another language 
58. killed an animal. 
59. been at a yard sale.
60. been to a japanese steakhouse.
61. wore make up. 
62. skipped school
63. been a vampire for halloween
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.  
65. kissed someone a different race than myself.
66. snuck out of the house
67. bought porn.
68. had a virus on my computer.
69. had oral sex.
70. dyed my hair.
71. gone skinny dipping.
72. graduated from college. 
73. wore someone else’s clothes.
74. voted in a presidential election.
75. rode in an ambulance.
76. rode in a helicopter.
77. caught the stove on fire.
78. got in a fight.
79. met someone famous. 
80. been on vacation.
81. been on an airplane.
82. been on a boat.
83. broken something expensive.
84. had surgery.
85. kissed someone before I was 14.
86. beat a video game.
87. found something valuable on the ground.
88. made a survey
89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace. 
90. prank called someone.
91. been to a library outside of school.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day. 
93. cut my hair and hated it.
94. peed outside.
95. went fishing.
96. helped with charity.
97. taken a pregnancy test.
98. been rejected by a crush
99. been suspended from school
100. broken a mirror.

Cry baby cry.

Monday, June 27, 2011

This job.

This job, it makes me happy.
It makes me laugh.hard.
It makes me curse, getting mad, throw clothes all over the floor.
It EAT my legs!

I just love my job.
and I'm most definitely looking forward to payday.
Co workers,i just love them all.xx

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The result sucks.

Specially dedicated for those who's eager 'till it itch to know my friggin' result for the passed semester.
I could never have done this without you.
Thank you, thank you.

Well, you probably can tell from the tittle.Yes,I bet it sucks and I guess I own the trophy now. Look at me,look at me, ranting about the same old thing again. That's right,tarik nafas lega sebab aku tak dapat DL lah, result tak cun mane, cuma tak repeat, itu saja.

Well. itu saja the only thing that hold me from the damn noose atm.

Bleughhh.I'm sick of these morons keeps on bragging at my face about their I-can-tell-people-my-result-cause-it's-gooooddd-and-in-return-you-should-tell-me-back-too result. You know what,this ain't high school no more,grow up girlfriends :) 

Anddd,on the other side of the whole thing. I'm glad I don't have to commit suicide for getting below 3 pointer. I know my mum will never let this go easy on me,that's alright I'm kinda used to it. Well, at least I have JPA at my back. They even sent me a letter to congratulate me on my 3.1 pointer marked as excellent achievement. a big juicy LOL.

Dan macam biasa, 

bahawasanya aku berjanji dan berikrar akan berusaha bersungguh-sungguh dan lebih lagi, bla bla bla...
(most of us can probably memorize this already.smirk)

I did some extra effort, it didn't shows this time. The End. Oh yes! that's it. This is not the end.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Today is payday!

Today dapat gaji for passed 5 days.
I'm now a cashier in training.phewww
First time?

but perfect,no short nor plus in money.
yay me!

Second day?
I'm getting there.
Stock baru sampai.fuuuuuuuu!
banyak lah banyak!
cashier thingy?
short rm3.

Oh tadi,

Pak cik : Adik,tak boleh bagi diskaun ke? Anak pak cik nk kahwin ni pakai nak dekat rm10 000 dah..
Me: kalau kedai saya,saya sponsor terus.haha
Pak Cik: Kamu kahwin tak lagi?
Me:Saya baru 20,pak cik.Lagi 7 tahun kot?
Pak cik: Sama lah macam anak pak cik paling kecik.20,baru habis belajaq.
Me: Oh ok lah tu.
Pak Cik: Nak jadi menantu pak cik? Anak pak cik siap ada satria neo lagi tu~
Me: Huh?
Pak Cik: *panggil pak cik lagi sorang* cuba tengok ni,ok tak kalau dgn *****?

BADASS,pak cik. 


Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Kampung gila weh!

People label other people 'kampung' for they might be old fashioned and such.
For me, the word 'kampung' suits much the people who's being very immature despite their golden age,
gigantic ego,
and just deaf.
Deaf as in they hear, but they never listen.


Oh well,
it is THAT hard to get.
and yes,
I'm THIS complicated.