Trust me,sooner or later aku akan kena sue dengan Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka or worst case scenario, one of MY kind akan jadi one of MY rojak. Who cares,Malaysians love rojak.
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| Ini pon rojak- nak kencing comic-nerds. |
The big deal with my tajuk is that, I've been locked inside my own house dah almost thousand lightyears(divided it until it make sense) and every passing days, except for spending majority of my lifetime depan laptop or tv or berdengkur dalam bilik, I got to watch whatever is going on in the surrounding. Which is to put it bluntly, how my family dah jadi awesomely tungang terlabik. Yes, I know yang zaman sekarang is zaman kiddos rule like JB and Willow Smith,but it is indeed very surprising to see THAT happening to my sibs. I mean,adiks.
Okay, I may sound macam my parents, but seriously I know why they're worrying about everything now. You,know. How different diorang punya times and ours. It's like how wrong is these kiddos punya time compared to ours,the 1990's. Dulu we all had Lizzie Mcguire, now they had Hannah Montana. Dulu whenever a text comes in beeping like crazy,my mum akan berubah jadi to some sort of serigala jadian and run amok accusing me having non-healthy relationships lah,but now my lil bro siap dapat duit top up lagi. Dulu by ten dah kena masuk tidur but budak budak tu sekarang, aku dah bertahi mata, still lagi histeria depan tv.If you know what I mean.
Stress gue.
Bukan aku tak tahu, si blossom(adik laki beta) tu 24/7 asyik texting sana sini. Dah la ringing lagu indon bapak panjang sia! Dengan perempuan pulak tu, flirt so immaturely. Kalau lah aku boleh ketuk kepala and tell him, this thing yang kau buat one day, when you grow up to be in a position of mine,having this maturity of seeing the reality baru kau tahu, you should have spend the money buying me stuffs,instead. Tapi I'd rather you learn it by hand. Just tukar vibrate mode,boleh?Then go ahead, crushing your fairy tale.
And these under 18 girls and some yang pernah jadi junior aku dulu,tergedik sana sini.Meluat la bila asyik login FB and tengok status jiwa kacau kau...
"Cinta itu haruskah dijerit kuat kuat atau simpan dalam hati"
"Yes,saya baru pijak semut"
"Awak,dia minx 6be phne"
Susah betul,kalau suci sangat ni.Kau ingat cinta tu macam dalam movie indon ke weh? Kau cuba upah orang acu pistol dekat kepala so called laki kau tu,kau rasa dia nak terkencing dalam seluar and lari atau take the bullet for you?Reality check weh~ Aku seriously tak sokong budakbudak underage ni ada fb and phone and other social stuff yang lain.Crap,crap,crap!
buttercup, bubbles and blossom(adik adik aku),sila jangan buat perangai tahi macam ni.
oh,aku batman.
4 comments:
OMG! geli kan ayat-ayat jiwang cemtu. teringat ada one day masuk kedai Levi's ni and then dia punya promoter boleh berbual pasal cinta and buat ayat TV1. she said something like, mencintai tak semestinya memiliki. MAK AIH! gelimat.
@nn
hahahha!terimakaseh krn memahami ;D
the girl yg buat ayat jiwa tuh,one of them is my ex bf punya gf yg kne tinggal.which happen to be my junior.
lol
HAHAHAHAHA XD
No wonder if your blossom 24/7 texting, he has good looks i may say :P
Btw, anda betul. Memang geli geleman sudah nak bukak FB. Eventho tak ingin baca tapi kalau ada update dekat home sangat memeningkan. Bukan sahaja sebab cinta euww euww tapi also sebab luahan perasaan entah apa - apa dan kadang2 rasa budak ini tebiat?? -__- Something like that. Sebab itu sudah jarang sekali on FB. Boring. Bosan. Malas.
@faten
the thing is,dia sgt pendiam and tat wud be annoying.tp biarlah.
he shud learn the hard way.kah3
same here!dgn fb yg makin hari maken tebiat~
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